Just because I haven't been posting random crap up in here doesn't mean I haven't been doing anything. I really haven't, but that's not to say I couldn't. I just mostly wasn't. However, over the many months, I actually have compiled a few new songs and recordings, which have j...
I was playing pool yesterday, when my phone vibrated in my pocket. It tickled a little. It was a text message from a local number that I did not know. I don't ever... OK, rarely... use my phone. Most of the time, it is dead in my pocket and I'm a jerk for not returning calls....
I added a couple of shirts to my CafePress shop, featuring the Sour Grapes album lyrics, as seen below. I think it's pretty cool, personally. Maybe not $24 cool, but still. Give someone a reason to look at your chest while listening to Sour Grapes! Buy this crap.
Last fall, I took a week off and recorded an album. Pretty much start-to-finish, soup-to-nuts (please e-mail me if you even know what that means), from the vaguest ideas to ready for mixing product. Seven days. There was a warm, sunny Saturday last summer, that I spent an hour...
If you are too lazy to download individual tracks, don't trust things that are free, or don't know what to do with digital music files, then here is the perfect opportunity for you to own your very own retail CD copy of Sour Grapes. http://www.cafepress.com/thejamesmachine.377...
Last I heard, Nicky was in the process of going through her Mystery Cans. I will get her week posted up when I hear back from her. I'm hoping this can that I sent didn't cause her too much trouble... Just kidding. Thanks, Dan, for sending me this picture.
The rules of Mystery Can imply that you do have to eat something other than what's in the can. This was one of those days. If forced to eat half the contents of a can, it would have been enough. Yesterday's rice incident made my body angry again. I mentioned here that Chad had...
Day six. Much respect for Jay and company over at the plug. This is way more hassle than it seems. Oh, and I have had totally easy food to deal with each day. There goes the Chad. Trying to be all fancy again. Quit it. You hear me, boy? Today's main course: Taquitos... Steak i...
Tonight's dinner was a deli sub, roast beef and cheese. For fear of not being able to spit out more clever descriptions as was my intention yesterday, I decided to make faces in each of the pictures instead. Monkey monkey monkey. How this thing work... Not Spaghettios... Not B...